According to sources, new evidence was discovered in the mattress tag cold case by grizzled Detective Harry Jakes, who utilized modern advances in forensic science to place former president Donald Trump at the scene of the crime.
A United Nations committee has been assembled to investigate whether the matter qualifies as a war crime.
Surely THIS will not stop him from running?
Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997 | Babylon Bee
